HEADLINES
 Andy Reid Did NOT Say He Would Resign If Chiefs Fired Harrison Butker.
 Patent Application Image Is NOT For 'Sun Simulator' But Autonomously Assembled Space Telescope.
 Elon Musk Did NOT Discuss Fruit Of The Loom Conspiracy Theory With Joe Rogan.
 Disney Did NOT Cut Tinker Bell From Meet-And-Greets, Rep Did NOT Comment On 'Problematic Image'.
 Photo Does NOT Show Lithium Mine 'For Electric Cars' .
 Beyonce Did NOT Offer Country Stars Millions To Join Her On Stage.

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