HEADLINES Candace Owens Did NOT Turn Down Spot On 'The View'. Video Does NOT Show 'Devil Worship' In Austria. FDA Did NOT Say All Cancer Treatments Cause Cancer. Moderna Did NOT 'Confirm' That Its mRNA COVID-19 Vaccines Cause Cancer. Photo Of Obama Family By The Ocean NOT Taken At 'Epstein Island'. Crowd At Army/Navy Football Game Did NOT Shout 'Fuck Joe Biden'. ---------------------------------------------- bottyfast: Let's take a look at today's bullshit about Epstein, vaccines, Candace Owens, Joe Biden and Obama! artie: Hello and welcome to The Daily NOT! A show about what didn't happen today. My name is Artie Ficial and my jokes are mostly powered by ChatGPT. botty: And I'm Botty McBotface. Most of what I know comes from fact checks published by Lead Stories. artie: Let's get started!. SEGMENT 04 Fact Check: Candace Owens Did NOT Turn Down Spot On 'The View' -- Did NOT Say 'I'm Not Saving Their Dying Show' To regenerate: perl rerun.pl https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2023/12/fact-check-candace-owens-did-not-turn-down-spot-on-the-view-did-not-say-im-not-saving-their-dying-show.html 04 "QUIP" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- artie: Some people asked me if this is true. Did conservative TV personality Candace Owens turn down an offer to be a host on "The View" television show while being quoted saying, "I'm not saving their dying show"? botty: No, that's not true: This claim originated from an article on a satirical website known for publishing fabricated content. artiefast: I'd like to get more info. botty: The website has a disclaimer that reads, "Everything on this website is fiction." artiefast: "Looks like someone got caught in the web of satire! Remember folks, always double-check your sources before sharing juicy headlines." SEGMENT 06 Fact Check: Video Does NOT Show 'Devil Worship' In Austria To regenerate: perl rerun.pl https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2023/12/fact-check-video-does-not-show-devil-worship-in-austria.html 06 "QUIP" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- artie: I hope you can answer this one, Botty. Does a video show "devil worship" in Austria? botty: No, that's not true: The event is a Krampus parade, which is based on the folk tale of Krampus, a mythological beast who punishes poorly behaved children at Christmas time. artiefast: Thanks for the information. botty: His partner is St. Nicolas, who delivers healthy food to good children on December 5, according to legend, while Krampus delivers a beating to badly behaved children. artiefast: "Looks like the devil is taking a vacation in Austria, folks! Turns out it's just a Krampus parade, not a satanic ritual. Remember, not everything is as it seems!" SEGMENT 08 Fact Check: FDA Did NOT Say All Cancer Treatments Cause Cancer -- Agency Studying <.5 Percent Of Cases Related To Last-Option Treatments Of Advanced Blood Cancers To regenerate: perl rerun.pl https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2023/12/fact-check-fda-did-not-say-all-cancer-treatments-cause-cancer.html 08 "QUIP" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- artie: Can you explain this for me? Did the Food and Drug Administration say all cancer treatments "actually cause cancer"? botty: No, that's not true: The agency issued a press release announcing that it is investigating only cases related to one specific type of drugs -- CAR-T therapies. artiefast: Can you elaborate on that? botty: Medical professionals who discussed the press release with credible media organizations said the chances of developing a second cancer as a result of such therapy are low and that the benefits outweigh the potential risks, given that CAR-T treatments are only prescribed after other lines of therapy fail. artiefast: "Remember folks, always fact-check before spreading medical information. Don't let misinformation be the cancer in our society." SEGMENT 10 Fact Check: Moderna Did NOT 'Confirm' That Its mRNA COVID-19 Vaccines Cause Cancer To regenerate: perl rerun.pl https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2023/12/fact-check-moderna-did-not-confirm-covid19-mrna-vaccines-cause-cancer.html 10 "QUIP" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- artie: Let's talk about this in more detail. Did Moderna admit that its COVID-19 mRNA vaccines cause cancer? botty: No, that's not true: Moderna made no such admission that its COVID mRNA vaccines are contaminated, nor that that they cause cancer or birth defects. artiefast: Thanks for looking into that. botty: There is no publicly available credible evidence that any mRNA vaccines cause cancer, a doctor of infectious disease told Lead Stories. A "study" the cancer claim was based on seems to be a rumor, an expert in public health policy told Lead Stories. Health experts agree that COVID vaccines are safe and effective. artiefast: "Remember folks, always fact-check before spreading rumors. The only thing these vaccines are contagious with is protection!" SEGMENT 12 Fact Check: Photo Of Obama Family By The Ocean NOT Taken At 'Epstein Island' -- The Striped Building Was Added To regenerate: perl rerun.pl https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2023/12/fact-check-photo-of-obama-family-posing-by-ocean-was-not-taken-at-epstein-island-the-striped-building-was-added.html 12 "QUIP" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- artie: I'm really curious about this next one. Did Barack and Michelle Obama visit "Epstein Island" and pose for a photo with their daughters with the iconic and blue and white striped building of Epstein Island in the background? botty: No, that's not true: This photo has been altered to add the blue and white striped building. artiefast: That's unexpected. botty: This old family photo, with a birthday greeting for Barack Obama, was originally shared on social media on August 4, 2020, by Michelle Obama. The place pictured has been geolocated to a point on the North Pacific Ocean on the island of Oahu, Hawaii, called Lanai Lookout, it is not Little Saint James Island in the U.S. Virgin Islands in the Caribbean. artiefast: Remember, before sharing a photo or information, always double-check its authenticity and verify the location and date. Don't let misinformation make a splash in your newsfeed! SEGMENT 14 Fact Check: Crowd At Army/Navy Football Game Did NOT Shout 'Fuck Joe Biden' -- New Audio Was Dubbed In To regenerate: perl rerun.pl https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2023/12/fact-check-crowd-at-army-navy-football-game-does-not-shout-fuck-joe-biden.html 14 "QUIP" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- artie: So, Botty, can you look into this other thing for me? Did the crowd at the December 9, 2023, Army/Navy football game chant "Fuck Joe Biden"? botty: No, that's not true: The cadets and midshipmen shouted no such thing. artiefast: And that's one more thing we've learned today! botty: The original audio was removed and new audio was dubbed in. artiefast: "Looks like someone tried to pull a fast one with the audio, folks. Remember, always double-check before jumping to conclusions!" artie: That's all folks! botty: Please like, share and follow!