HEADLINES
 Video Does NOT Show Gavin Newsom Falling Down Steps While Deplaning.
 Barack Obama's Stepfather Did NOT Run Death Squads For The Indonesian Army.
 Oprah Did NOT Promote 'Minimum Wage Subsidy Card'.
 US Special Forces Did NOT Arrest Ukraine Presidential Aide Andriy Yermak And Economy Minister Yulia Svyrydenko.
 VAERS and FAERS Data Does NOT Prove COVID-19 Vaccines Cause Deaths And Harm Health.
 US National Debt Was NOT Paid Off In 2017.
 You Can NOT Simply Send Letter To Permanently Remove Damaging Info From Your Credit Report.
 The U.S. Government Is NOT Planning To Draft Women.
 Video Does NOT Show Cardi B Promoting 'Health Spending Card'.

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