HEADLINES
 House Speaker Mike Johnson Did NOT Say 'Homosexual Relationships' Were 'More Satisfying Than Hetero Relationships' .
 Billionaire N.R. Narayana Murthy Did NOT Endorse Quantum AI Trading Platform.
 Palestinian Health Ministry Did NOT Announce That All ICU Patients Had Died At Al Shifa Hospital In Gaza By November 12, 2023.

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