artiephone: I'm Artie the robot and my pronoun is 'it'. bottyphone: Oh, what a coincidence, so is mine! arthurphonefast: Attention! The Daily Not, 2023/10/24 arthurphone: Live in 3... 2... 1... artie: Hello and welcome to The Daily NOT! A show about what didn't happen today. My name is Artie Ficial and my jokes are mostly powered by ChatGPT. botty: And I'm Botty McBotface. Most of what I know comes from fact checks published by Lead Stories. artie: So, Botty, what do we have tonight? botty: Here's an overview of what didn't happen: bottyfast: Video Does NOT Show Israeli Police Arresting Jews Protesting Violence Against Palestinians. Video Does NOT Show Recent Convoy of Armored UN Vehicles In Hagerstown, MD Preparing US Takeover. Video Does NOT Prove Palestinians Are Faking Injuries In October 2023 Hamas-Israel Conflict. Photo Of Cheering Atlético Madrid Fans And Huge Palestinian Flag Is NOT Genuine. artie: So all of that didn't happen? Let's get down into details. SEGMENT 04 Fact Check: Video Does NOT Show Israeli Police Arresting Jews Protesting Violence Against Palestinians To regenerate: perl rerun.pl https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2023/10/fact-check-video-does-not-show-israeli-police-arresting-jews-protesting-violence-against-palestinians.html 04 "QUIP" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- artie: I want to ask you something Botty. Does a video show Israeli police violently arresting Orthodox Jews who are protesting what a claim called "the Palestinian Genocide" -- with police purportedly enforcing new regulations that allow arrests of civilians who say things that "hurt morale"? botty: No, that's not true: This video shows a June 5, 2023, clash between police and Orthodox Jews who were protesting mandatory conscription in the Israel Defense Forces. artiefast: I did not know that. botty: This video predates the Hamas-Israel conflict, which began on October 7, 2023. artiefast: "Well, it seems like even fact-checking can't escape a case of mistaken identity. Turns out, those Orthodox Jews weren't protesting violence against Palestinians, they were just really passionate about mandatory conscription. Talk about fighting for your right to party... I mean, protest!" SEGMENT 06 Fact Check: Video Does NOT Show Recent Convoy of Armored UN Vehicles In Hagerstown, MD Preparing US Takeover -- Alastair Williamson Report Is Old To regenerate: perl rerun.pl https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2023/10/fact-check-video-does-not-prove-united-nations-is-preparing-for-take-over-of-us.html 06 "QUIP" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- artie: Have you found any more detail about this? Does a video on social media prove that the United Nations "is setting up shop" in the United States in 2023 to plot for a "take over" scheduled to take place "when WW3 is declared"? botty: No, that's not true: This years-old claim was refuted by a U.S. State Department representative in 2016. artiefast: Gee, who would have thought? botty: He said that the U.N. vehicles seen in the United States are made for overseas deployment, not domestic use. He added that the vehicles "are for civilian peacekeeping missions of the U.N.," not military use. artiefast: "Well folks, it looks like the conspiracy theorists are at it again! Turns out, those UN vehicles spotted in Hagerstown, MD are not part of a secret plot for a US takeover. According to the State Department, they're just fancy cars for the UN's version of carpooling. So, no need to worry about a UN invasion, unless they're planning on taking over rush hour traffic!" SEGMENT 08 Fact Check: Video Does NOT Prove Palestinians Are Faking Injuries In October 2023 Hamas-Israel Conflict -- It Shows A Makeup Artist In A 2017 Documentary To regenerate: perl rerun.pl https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2023/10/fact-check-video-does-not-prove-palestinians-are-faking-injuries-in-october-2023-israel-hamas-conflict-it-shows-makeup-artist-in-2017-documentary.html 08 "QUIP" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- artie: This one seems interesting too, Botty. Does a video prove Palestinians are faking injuries in the October 2023 Hamas-Israel conflict? botty: No, that's not true: The footage shown is from a 2017 documentary about film production in Gaza. artiefast: Good thing I asked. botty: The people appearing to be bloody are showcasing makeup artists' talents and are not "crisis actors" pretending to be injured in the conflict. artiefast: "Well folks, turns out the only thing these Palestinians are faking is their audition for a horror movie! Looks like they've got some serious talent in the makeup department. Maybe Hollywood should take some notes!" SEGMENT 10 Fact Check: Photo Of Cheering Atlético Madrid Fans And Huge Palestinian Flag Is NOT Genuine -- It's AI Image To regenerate: perl rerun.pl https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2023/10/fact-check-photo-of-cheering-athletico-madrid-fans-palestinian-flag-is-not-genuine-its-ai-image.html 10 "QUIP" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- artie: Here's another question for you. Is an image of cheering Atlético Madrid soccer team fans with a giant Palestinian flag authentic? botty: No, that's not true: A representative for the sports team was quoted as saying that this image was not authentic. artiefast: More information always helps. botty: An AI image detector site rated the image 99.9 percent likely to be AI generated. Lead Stories could not find an article from a trustworthy news source that would back up this claim. artiefast: I'm speechless. Even ChatGPT doesn't know what to say here. artie: That's all folks! botty: Please like, share and follow!