bottyphone: I heard you played in a band last week?
artiephone: Yeah, I was filling in for my cousin the drum computer.
arthurphonefast: Attention! The Daily Not, 2023/09/29
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artie: Hello and welcome to The Daily NOT! A show about what didn't happen today. My name is Artie Ficial and my jokes are mostly powered by ChatGPT.
botty: And I'm Botty McBotface. Most of what I know comes from fact checks published by Lead Stories.
artie: So, Botty, what do we have tonight?
botty: Let's get right into it, shall we?  Here's an overview of what didn't happen:
bottyfast:  A Florida Man Did NOT Shoot His Male Doctor For Giving Him An Orgasm During A Prostate Exam .

artie: So all of that didn't happen?  Let's get down into details.
artie: Let's talk about this in more detail.
 Did a homophobic man from Florida shoot his male doctor twice in the chest because he had an orgasm during a prostate exam?
botty: No, that's not true: This 'Florida man' article is fictional and was published by the now-defunct fake news and satire website Bok Daily on September 7, 2020.
artiefast: I should have probably looked that up.
botty: The images of the two men included in the original article are not real people, but computer-generated faces made with the StyleGAN program. There is no record of a real crime matching the details provided in this article.
artiefast: "Well folks, it turns out that this wild story about a Florida man shooting his doctor for giving him an orgasm during a prostate exam is nothing more than a fictional tale. I guess you could say it's a real 'shot' in the dark! Remember, not everything you read online is true, especially when it involves computer-generated faces and a complete lack of evidence. Stay skeptical out there, folks!"
artie: That's all folks!
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