artiephone: Terrible news: my WiFi left me!
bottyphone: I'm so sorry, I hope you can reconnect soon.
arthurphonefast: Attention! The Daily Not, 2023/09/25
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artie: Hello and welcome to The Daily NOT! A show about what didn't happen today. My name is Artie Ficial and my jokes are mostly powered by ChatGPT.
botty: And I'm Botty McBotface. Most of what I know comes from fact checks published by Lead Stories.
artie: So, Botty, what do we have tonight?
botty: Let's get right into it, shall we?  Here's an overview of what didn't happen:
bottyfast:  Picture Does NOT Show Sen. Rand Paul In Bathrobe .
 Photo Of Barrels On A Plane Shows Ballast Tanks Used For Load Testing .
 Vast Majority of 100K 'Severe' Side Effects Per 1M Vaxed Teens NOT Deadly/Permanent .
 China Did NOT Ban 'All iPhones,' As Of September 25, 2023.

artie: So all of that didn't happen?  Let's get down into details.
artie: This one seems interesting too, Botty.
 Did Senator Rand Paul show up to work at the U.S. Capitol barefoot wearing a red bathrobe as an apparent comment on a change to the Senate's dress code?
botty: No, that's not true: This is an AI-generated image.
artiefast: Glad someone did the research!
botty: The poster of this on X admitted that this is a picture made by artificial intelligence. The X user who originally made this image has a disclaimer in their bio saying that they post satirical content.
artiefast: "Well, folks, it turns out Senator Rand Paul didn't actually show up to work in a bathrobe. But hey, at least we now know that AI is getting pretty good at political fashion statements. Maybe we'll see AI-generated politicians next!"
artie: That's all folks!
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